GTA1 Gangsters
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Robert Michael Peter Luke Frances Darth Bruno Seragliano |
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| a.k.a: |
"Bubby" |
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| D.O.B: |
06/26/70 |
Height: |
Unknown |
| Distinguishing Marks: |
N/A |
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| Currently under investigation for: |
Armed Robbery, Murder, Manslaughter, Pimping, Extortion, Bribery, Possession of illegal narcotics, Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, Smoking in a non-smoking zone, Double parking, Treason, Adultery, Covetousness, Idolatry, Wilful Joe Pesci Impersonations |
Known Associates: |
Pablo Vercotti, Tommy Romero, 'Crazy' Jimmy Waterson |
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| Notes: |
Suspected head of the notorious Vercotti crime family. Obsessed with the idea of revenging his father's death at the hands of British secret services (?). |
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| Name: |
Uncle Fu |
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| a.k.a: |
"Uncle Fu" |
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| D.O.B: |
Unknown. Local legend says he is over 130 years old. |
Height: |
Unknown |
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N/A |
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| Past offences: |
Piracy, Illegal Opium trading, Lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday, Witchcraft, Stealing fire from the Gods, Torture, Looting, Responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty, Carrying an illegal shoGun (ha - ha)!, Extortion, Fencing stolen water chestnuts, Inventing bronze, Aiding and abetting (general) |
Currently under investigation for: |
Extortion, Robbery, Running an Illegal Bus Pass Ring, Beatings, Whippings, Choppings, Murders, Inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies |
Known Associates: |
None |
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| Notes: |
A spectre of crime by golly. |
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| Name: |
Samuel Deever |
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| a.k.a: |
"n/a" |
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| D.O.B: |
27/09/69 |
Height: |
6ft 6in |
| Distinguishing Marks: |
Pierced nipples |
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| Previous Convictions/Investigations: |
Suspected Cannibalism during stakeout (1989), Urinating on superior officer's desk (1992), Theft of impounded narcotics (1989-97), Malicious wounding of fellow officer (1990, 91, 92, 94, 95), Incestuous practices (1995), Sexual Harassment (1996), Reporting for duty under the influence of alcohol (1994), Kidnapping (1995), Alleged sodomy of a superior officer (1997), Enjoying all of the Police Academy movies (1989-95) |
Currently Under Investigation For: |
Trafficking in stolen drugs, Collusion with New World Order forces, Operating a tattoo parlour without appropriate licences, Indecent Exposure |
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| Notes: |
none |
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| Name: |
Marcus |
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| a.k.a: |
"Brother Marcus, Sister Elisha (Sat. evenings only)" |
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| D.O.B: |
05/30/67 |
Height: |
Unknown |
| Distinguishing Marks: |
N/A |
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| Past offences: |
Bombings, Executions, Woundings, various Ninja high jinks, Ganja propoganda, Fraud, Pilfering, Dealing Narcotics |
Known Associates: |
Brothers Davey, Eck, Soapy, Boab, Wullie, Hen, Horace, Joe, Paw an' Granpaw. Sisters Daphne, Maggie, Maw and Bairn. |
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| Notes: |
The provisional Brotherhood of Jah Army of Love have been waging a campaign of terror for over 7 years now. The control almost all of the drug trade in Vice City, although sources indicate that they operate a 'one for you - two for me' method that has curtailed their violence somewhat. |
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